Spill on Isle Five!

Graphical User Interface: It oozes from every program, it sticks to every screen, it leaves a residue, it has an odor, and it doesn't come out with Tide. What a mess; what fun! Grab your rubber gloves and let's get dirty. Recipes, reviews, recommendations and rhetorical consonance.

Is that Graphical User Interface on you pants or are you just happy to see me?